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Evk posted 04-30-99 01:50 AM ET   Click Here to See the Profile for Evk   Click Here to Email Evk  
Warning: This message is long and rambling and basically uninteresting. If you want to read something interesting, go find my tread titled "Discrimination". Or better yet, find "Is Deirde Naked?" and boot it back up to the top of the forum.


Anyway, excuse me while I remiss a bit.

I've spent a fair amout of time in these forums (most of the time in the Tech Support one before I stumbled in here). I liked these forums. I still do. I never went to Apolyton. But oh, how you people love to talk about it. Espically a few hardly disgused shills I won't mention who post threads like "Let's all go to Apolyton". Sooo, I went and checked it out. Not my thang. I like SMAC too much and hate CTP too much to hang out there for long. Plus those stupid "Civer" and "Juinor Civer" things were really annoying.

But eventually I started checking this forum alot. And when things did'nt happen I got bored. During one of these bordeom periods I decided what the hey, I might as well go over to Apolyton, register and post a witty message along the lines of "Did you know that prior to the outbreak of World War II, Herman Georing said a quote that ended with '...and if that happens you can call me Meier!'"? Unfortuneatly Apolyton rejected my registration because I use a Hotmail account. They suggusted I use the E-mail account I got with my ISP.

The problem is I did'nt get a e-mail account with my ISP. $40 and no e-mail account. I'd feel ripped off except it's a cable modem service so I'm happy. Not wanting to pay $5 for a stupid custom name like "[email protected]" or whatnot, I use Hotmail. Since I dare use a free E-mail service, I must therefor be a criminal looking to use a fake name to confuse people.

So, in sort, Apolyton, you can kiss my big white ass.

Thank you, and remember: "Vote Evk 2000. Because otherwise you'll have to be Miriam's personal gynecologist."

MarkG posted 04-30-99 05:11 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for MarkG  Click Here to Email MarkG     
Nobody said you're a criminal Evk. It's just that fake and double logins were much more annoying than you think. We don't have 4 BR's on our forums

I have removed hotmail.com from the ban list. Please send me a note when you register(or another if you don't want to register) so that I enable it again.

Btw, you wont find hard core ctp-ers in our smac forums

Markos, Apolyton CS

December Man posted 04-30-99 10:41 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for December Man    
Yea, for me I was disappointed with the management of the Apolyton forum. But that's just personal taste. Because or my multiple personalities I was unable to register all myselves through hotmail the way I do here. . .Also, I was annoyed with some of the thread closings. . .but again that's just personal taste. I know there are some folks who like a tightly run ship with posts that stay strictly on target.

By the way has anyone figured out who my other prsonalities are? Here's a hint. . .there are only three other people registered on this forum (including yourself). . .the rest are me.

PBEM was really fun with myselves. . .but it was really better when someone (one of my otherselves) made me hip to hotseat. . .it goes alot faster that way.

Rong posted 04-30-99 11:17 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Rong  Click Here to Email Rong     
I hear ya Evk. They rejected my registration too because I am using a bigfoot address. I use it to forward to both my home and work accounts. Does that make me a criminal too?

"Beware of he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart he dreams himself your master."

-- Commissioner Pravin Lal,
"U.N. Declaration of Rights"

Nell_Smith posted 04-30-99 11:38 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Nell_Smith  Click Here to Email Nell_Smith     
Perhaps slightly off-topic, but...
Am I the only person here (or perhaps on the entire Net) who has only ever had one ID, and that one in my own name, to boot?
Y'know, I used to host one of the MSN UK chat rooms, and it got to be a real bore banning the idiots on one of their IDs, only to have them come back immediately with another ID, get banned, come back with another, get banned, and so on ad infinitum. The silly thing was that it's just so easy to spot who is who, simply from what they say and how they say it... so using multiple IDs is normally a waste of time anyway. What is it about the Net that makes people want to be someone else?? It's always mystified me... I mean, you wouldn't go to a party and introduce yourself as "DarkMysteriousOne" or "KrazyGamerrrrr", so what's with the weirdo IDs online?
There's much material here for amateur psychologists, methinks!! hehe
Signing off,
Nell (boring, maybe, but hey, at least I don't have a bunch of names and login passwords to forget!)
PS: Actually I like the Apolyton site... but I've only really got time for one set of Forums, and seeing as I'm here already, I may as well stay here!
MarkG posted 04-30-99 11:44 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for MarkG  Click Here to Email MarkG     
Rong, since you do have a "real" e-mail address, do we ask too much?

December Man, there is always the off-topic forum for a thread that goes off topic in a forum with a specific set of topics

Markos, Apolyton CS

December Man posted 04-30-99 11:49 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for December Man    
Nell: Yea, you know this (the internet) is a completely new medium and has often been referred to as "The Wild West". So, you just get "whatever". I've often wondered what would happen if all of a sudden all of us were thrown into a room together. . .what would that be like????
trippin daily posted 04-30-99 11:51 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for trippin daily  Click Here to Email trippin daily     
Nell, no, I have only one e-mail address as well, so you don't need to feel alone here.

Trippin Daily
-trying to appease the techno goddess-

December Man posted 04-30-99 11:56 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for December Man    
MarkG: DUUUHHHH. That's what I mean. Some people like structure. "Hey you can't post there. That's only for "such and such". If you want to post that you have to go over there." I feel like I'm back in second grade again. I don't like boring dry forums. Having an occasional off-topic thread in a particular topic section makes it more interesting. But that's just the "artsy" personality I have. There are some (like you) that must put the square peg in the square hole. . .but there's nothing wrong with that. . .

All I'm saying is that (to me) the Apolyton forum is boring (zzzzzzzzzz). But to some folks boring is just fine with them.

MoSe posted 04-30-99 12:16 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for MoSe  Click Here to Email MoSe     
Nell, all DePalmian Body Doubles and Double Identities had always fascinated me, but here, I just froget I might be someone else.
So me too using ONE ForumID, with my name too (initials and endings).
I was on the verge to change it to MariOne altogether, but we already had Shining1, Player1, Singularity...

Hey, DM, it's April now, time to update your calendarID

MariOne
-MoSe GoSe to Casino now...

MoSe posted 04-30-99 12:17 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for MoSe  Click Here to Email MoSe     
It's SO hard to stay on topic lately....
SmartFart posted 04-30-99 12:18 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for SmartFart  Click Here to Email SmartFart     
apolyton forum is boring,you say? ac forum is disgusting. at least,apolyton doesn't have a topics like 'list of countries to nuke' , 'what's your favorite poster,cheese,underwear or whatever' , noone calls noone an idiot,moron or usa resident.
furthermore,you can't find a topic named 'is queen elizabeth I a nympho?' posted in a multiplayer forum. i've registered to apolyton 2 months ago and sometimes (once per week or so) i go to check this one and all i can see is that nothing changed here.
i like it. stay here guys. this place is perfect quarantine.

SF

December Man posted 04-30-99 12:29 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for December Man    
SmartFart: That was totally hilarious coming from someone called "SmartFart".
GaryD posted 04-30-99 12:32 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for GaryD    
Surely you can have a single e-mail address and multiple names ? Never tried but I've always assumed you could.

My take on the weirdo name thing.

First off I guess it's fun to adopt another persona. That was why I used to like role playing games. I guess some want the same thing from a forum.

Others, particularly newbies, are likely to be unsure of what to expect so they can hide to a certain extent, and yet still participate. This is why I don't give a surname by choice, I don't have a common one like Smith that gives, little away.

And yes, I try to keep the same tag on each forum, but it isn't always possible if someone has already taken it.

Didn't understand why you need a 'real' e-mail address MarkG. Were you planning on sending 1,000 flames a day to those who offend, or something ? When I first started I was VERY wary of giving that info out at all, and wouldn't have done if I could have participated without doing so. Malicious mail ? Not for me thanks.

MarkG posted 04-30-99 01:35 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for MarkG  Click Here to Email MarkG     
One valid e-mail address per login ensures that someone will post with the responsibility that not being totally anonymous brings.

Even so, on our forums you can hide your e-mail address from the other posters(avoiding flame mails, spam robots, etc), but not from the admins. This means that you will only recieve one mail from your participation on our forums: the one with your password inside.
Now if you can't trust the admins...

Markos, Apolyton CS
apolyton.net

December Man posted 04-30-99 01:37 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for December Man    
. . .uh, SmartFart. . .this is kind of embarrassing to ask but. . .I was looking for the "Is Queen Elizabeth a Nympho" thread in multiplayer but I couldn't find it. Could you tell me when it was posted. It's not for me you understand. . .it's for a friend who is doing some research into. . .uh. . .some sort of sexual addiction study or something.
SmartFart posted 04-30-99 02:45 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for SmartFart  Click Here to Email SmartFart     
i said you can't find that there.
anyway...am not going to be surprised if i find one in near future.

take care

sf

cousLee posted 04-30-99 03:18 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for cousLee  Click Here to Email cousLee     
SmartFart, your full of crap when you say "noone calls noone an idiot,moron..". I have seen them do it, have been called that myself there. Don't come in here lying, trying to make the Apolyton site sound better. The Apolyton site does have good topics, but so does this one. And they both have BS topics. That is the nature of forums. The most recent ones Mark closed. This is his choice as moderator, just as it is Firaxis' choice not to close them.

Rong posted 04-30-99 03:43 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Rong  Click Here to Email Rong     
The bigfoot address IS my "real" address, whatever that means. I use it to send emails, to receive emails, heck, it's even printed on my business card. Frankly I don't remember the crappy name my ISP gave me. I set it in bigfoot to forward and I won't look at it again until I switch ISPs. Who is this omnipotent "admin" to judge what is a "real" address what is not?

So, in sort, Apolyton, you can kiss my big white ass too.

December Man posted 04-30-99 04:23 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for December Man    
Rong: I agree with you that its not a smart business practice to reject registrations because of certain e-mail accounts. But, MarkG does have the right to be wrong.

NO SHIRTS, NO SHOES, NO ISP E-Mail, NO SERVICE.

SmartFart posted 04-30-99 04:33 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for SmartFart  Click Here to Email SmartFart     
couslee: someone called you a moron? on apolyton? no kidding
well,in that case no use of repeating that here.

markos: why are you trying to persuade peoples who likes being kissed in their spotty 12 y.o. asses to join on apolyton?

p.s. am not sorry for my language. not here at least.

jazzfan27 posted 04-30-99 04:40 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for jazzfan27  Click Here to Email jazzfan27     
As long as they are passing out kisses...

Bares big white ass,
Jazzfan27

MarkG posted 04-30-99 05:10 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for MarkG  Click Here to Email MarkG     
I'm not trying to persuade anyone to do anything

I'm just trying to provide some service to someone who wanted to post on our forums. If someone feels so wrong about our rules and our service that makes him express himslef that way, well it's his right. And it's my right not to care anymore about him being able to register or not.

Markos, Apolyton CS

cousLee posted 04-30-99 09:13 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for cousLee  Click Here to Email cousLee     
Smart, you post an incorrect statement, I call you on it, and you imply that I am the moron? I didn't flame you, nor did I imply any insults. I said you were full of crap with that statement. Nothing more, nothing less. Now you choose to take a shot. I am not going to get in a flame battle with you, frankly I find that kind of posting boring. If you have something meaningfull to say, say it. If not, go back from whence you came.
Nell_Smith posted 04-30-99 10:16 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Nell_Smith  Click Here to Email Nell_Smith     
lol... reading through this thread, I can kind of see Mark's point... I think threads like this are loads of fun, but I suppose if Apolyton really don't want this kind of thing, it's totally their prerogative not to have it

Nell... Hey I know "Smith" is dead boring, but nobody wants to marry me so I'm stuck with it... waaaaaaahhhh!!

PS: Trippin... you're officially exempt... hehe
R to the A to the V to the E to the R...

OldWarrior_42 posted 04-30-99 10:31 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for OldWarrior_42    
I usually just read the back and forth bickering because sometimes it can be quite humorous but this time I will respond. To "smartfart".....For someone who considers himself to be above others, you would then like to think that he is at least somewhat intelligent. Therefore being intelligent he would have somewhat good command of language . In one of your posts you state "peoples who likes"..... Need I say more?
Imran Siddiqui posted 04-30-99 11:01 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Imran Siddiqui  Click Here to Email Imran Siddiqui     
Yeah, come to Apolyton. I come to both. The Off-Topic at Apolyton is better (IMHO), but the SMAC Game forum is MUCH better here.

It is a matter of what you want from a forum

Imran Siddiqui

OldWarrior_42 posted 04-30-99 11:36 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for OldWarrior_42    
Imran... you are correct when you say it is all a question of what you want from a forum and I agree that you can enjoy both if that is what you are into. Everyone is entitled. What I dont agree with is going into a forum telling people they are lower than you and no good and that they are more intelligent then you. Intelligent people do not flaunt it. I consider myself to be somewhat intelligent and I would never talk down to anyone unless they started badmouthing others. I realize I have not once produced any useful info for anyone on this forum but that is because I believe most people here are more knowledgeable on the game then I am. I am one of those who come here to learn of the game,(which I have ,by the way. Thanks people)not to teach. I also come here to have fun and be a goof and not to "flaunt my intelligence or so called intelligence. Just this morning December Man made a funny comment about The Bermuda Hexagon Landmark in SMAC in response to a post. I went along with it acting like a goof to have fun. He made a few other comments probably not realizing I was kidding but he never flamed me for being a moron or tried to play up his intelligence. A true gentleman. That is what got me. Also I understand typos and man I forgot how to spell that but I dont feel like looking it up, But .... peoples who likes.... no typo. I think someone wants to be smarter and better than evryone else but really is inferior in my eyes. Whatever......
SmartFart posted 05-01-99 01:08 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for SmartFart  Click Here to Email SmartFart     
an incorrect statement?!?
you called me a liar. from your point of view,apolyton or whatever can be good or bad,interesting or not,but someone who calling someone else a liar just because he/she have a different point of view is a moron from my point of view.

old warrior: english isn't my native. this is an american bb and it isn't my fault that all of you stereotyping,uninventive,face-lifted,silicone-breasted,unstabled hypocrites who dares to call yourselves 'americans',couldn't even understand a foreign word for a toilet. i wonder how many of you have pissed your pants cuz of that fact.

zorry four mi eengleesh
bwahahahahahaha

sf

Evk posted 05-01-99 02:23 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Evk  Click Here to Email Evk     
Well, my ISP finally got its #@$^@#^ together and turned my service back on (yay!) and I'm somewhat surprised there are 26 responses to my post. I expcted mabye three (one of them being, of course, a d00d~!11111 ur suck!1111 fagyou!!11111 post). Anyway, I'd just like to take this opprotuninty to annouce that I'm running for president in 2000 on the Nerd party ticket. Vote for me! Because otherwise I'll Fusion Planet Bust your house.
OldWarrior_42 posted 05-01-99 03:26 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for OldWarrior_42    
I doubt if you can even speak croation fluently buttnugget......y' tambien con arroz.
Evk posted 05-01-99 03:50 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Evk  Click Here to Email Evk     
Ich bin Evk und ich habe grosse Kugeln. W�hlen Sie f�r mich, Sie das goddamnmiriamgeschlecht, das mit Kommunisten hat.
OldWarrior_42 posted 05-01-99 04:02 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for OldWarrior_42    
This will be the last I have to say on this matter sf because I really am not into this sort of immaturity ( but I am guilty as charged right now). Anyway ...I did know english obviously wasn't your first language being from croatia (yes I know how to use the little sunglasses up top).I was using that statement as sarcasm to mock you. Being someone whom I would assume to be somewhat intelligent (because you do speak two languages, that is not easy I know, I speak spanish also besides english.....I will give credit where credit is due)you make statements about americans being one to stereotype and two faced name calling hypocrites. But isn't that exactly what you are doing being awfully american like. You are the hypocrite when you say Apolyton is great and this forum sucks then you tell people that forum is where you will go and you hope all these people stay here because of their ignorant behaviour. Your "I am better than you" remark is exactly what you are putting down. I just think that each forum has their own good and bad points as does everything in life. Nothing is one sided. And everyone is entitled to feel the way they want about a particular subject,idea,place,thing. So give them that without putting people down as long as they are not putting you down. Sorry for the buttnugget remark, that was uncalled for and childish I apoligize. Just let it go .
OldWarrior_42 posted 05-01-99 04:08 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for OldWarrior_42    
Man...that took way to long to type for an incompetent typer that I am. Got to keep em short .I am mentally drained or is that just mentally deranged. yea.
Glak posted 05-01-99 04:20 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Glak  Click Here to Email Glak     
err.. SmartFart maybe you should avoid the internet if you have something against Americans.

Also it was logical for him to call you a liar if he was insulted on the apolyton forums. He has two assumptions:
1) you are familiar with the types of posts on apolyton and
2) some of those posts include such words aas moron and idiot.

You said that assumption two was false. If you say that assumption 2 is false. If assumption 1 is true then quite logically you are a lair.

Oh and to whoever pointed out a flaw in his english: don't do that, it is pointless. Most people make grammatical and spelling errors. Attacking an argument is logical, attacking the arguer is sometimes acceptable but attacking his grammar (or is is grammer?) is silly. Even the people on the bnet forums don't do that anymore and those people are savages.

p.s. anyone who disagrees with me is a dumb American with fake breasts and bad spelling

Singularity posted 05-01-99 05:14 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Singularity    
I stop in there every few days, but I don't pay attention to most of what's there.
cousLee posted 05-01-99 07:54 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for cousLee  Click Here to Email cousLee     
I did not call you a liar based on a diffrence of point of view. I called your statement a lie. perhape you should re-read my post? or not, frankly I don't care.
OldWarrior_42 posted 05-01-99 09:09 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for OldWarrior_42    
First to Glak.... It was I who made the comment about sf's grammar but I was being sarcastic(and not doing a good job at that).I was really trying to make a point about him saying americans stereotype when he was doing the same thing. But anyway I thought I apoligized to him for that by giving him credit for being fluent in more than one language. Let me say this again to smartfart.... I truly apoligize to you for doing to you what I normally am against, and that is making fun of people with no real good reason to. Again I apoligize for any of what I said earlier to offend you. I am old eniugh to know better and I got caught up in the bickering that I usually stay out of . You are entitled to feel the way you do. Just understand that others should be given the same treatment as you would like for yourself . Now this is my last say on a matter of no real significance in the search for utopia. I think I will go and transcend now.....or maybe just mow the lawn under the lights
OldWarrior_42 posted 05-01-99 09:12 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for OldWarrior_42    
Oh yes and Glak you are right it is pointless to make fun of grammar. Just look in the above post and see I spelled enough wrong. I know typos and all .
SmartFart posted 05-02-99 01:35 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for SmartFart  Click Here to Email SmartFart     
oh my......you guys started to french n deutch me? ohohohohoho!!!! how amazing.
am stunned. but am sure you can't hold your breath as long as i can. hmmmmmmmmmpfff (*10 minutes of breath holding*). any of you so-called americans can do that? i used to know one who beat me in that. we have a bet. he lasts 45 minutes,won the bet but he couldn't collect the prize.

glak: so true,but i like the internet. too bad it's badly polluted with usa residents.
you know what? they even have a message 'smoking is a real health hazard bla blah...'
printed on the pack of cigarettes they selling. i wonder if they have a STOP sign on the top of the ladder.

joke #1 : jesus christ isn't born in usa,cuz noone was able to find 3 wise man and one virgin in a whole country.

joke #2 : american stafford crunching a bone. when he stand up,he realised his leg missing.

joke #3 : american farmer had a 2 horses and he was unable to distinguish them till one day when he realised that black one is five feet higher than white one.

joke #4 : how many americans milks one cow? 22. 2 holds udder and 20 lifts the cow.

final response.this is getting lil bit boring.

sf

Glak posted 05-02-99 02:29 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Glak  Click Here to Email Glak     
umm sorry SmartFart maybe you should check my profile and see where I live.
trippin daily posted 05-02-99 09:16 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for trippin daily  Click Here to Email trippin daily     
Hey Nell, you can change your name, I need techno, you need a name change... I propose this. You send me great british techno, cause the american variety sucks, and I'll marry you, thus you'll have a new name

Trippin Daily
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Aredhran posted 05-03-99 07:43 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Aredhran  Click Here to Email Aredhran     
Yeah. "Nell Daily", how does that sound ?

Aredhran

GaryD posted 05-04-99 07:43 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for GaryD    
Could be worse, he could be called "trippin efant"
Nell_Smith posted 05-04-99 08:37 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Nell_Smith  Click Here to Email Nell_Smith     
Trippin:
Hey yeah... and the other great advantage would be that you'd get British residence, so you could go to as many raves as you like... hehe.... but how do you feel about supporting my aged mother and my 49 needy brothers and sisters?!!? Oh and my extremely needy neurotic poodle?!?! lololol

Aredhran:
roflmao... Nell Daily?? Isn't it bad enough that you guys have to put up with Nell About Twice A Week?!!? hehehe

GaryD:
If that remark had anything to do with Nellie the Elephant... oooooh there'll be so much trouble!!

Nell... so far off-topic as to be entirely over the horizon...!

PS: SmartFart: chill out my friend... it's kinda fun here once you get used to it...

trippin daily posted 05-04-99 09:08 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for trippin daily  Click Here to Email trippin daily     
Nell, 49? thats it. Ok, If it was fifty, I would have to reconsider. Looks like I'm going to be a British citizen.

Trippin Daily
- Nell ????? (one can only guess)-

Nell_Smith posted 05-04-99 10:07 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Nell_Smith  Click Here to Email Nell_Smith     
?????

Hmmm... the suspense is killing me!!!!!

Nell No But Honestly It Really Is Smith, Worse Luck, And Yes I Do Get Funny Looks From Hotel Clerks Who Never Believe Me

PS: It's actually Eleanor... but I've been Nell for so many years that I don't even answer to my real name any more!! Oh and I'd had enough of "Eleanor Rigby" jokes too...

trippin daily posted 05-04-99 11:30 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for trippin daily  Click Here to Email trippin daily     
Nell, the suspense is killing you. I'll tell you this much, you probably couldn't pronounce it if I spelled. Not many people can. It starts with an O, and it ends with an E. you can fill in the blanks. If you can't, then You will just have to wait for me to tell you the rest.

Trippin Daily
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Evk posted 05-04-99 11:49 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Evk  Click Here to Email Evk     
Oreoreoroeoroeoreoreoroeoreoreoreoeorooeoeooeroeorooere!
trippin daily posted 05-05-99 12:02 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for trippin daily  Click Here to Email trippin daily     
LMAO evk. No, it's five leters. But that was a dman good one.

Trippin Daily

Aredhran posted 05-05-99 06:59 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Aredhran  Click Here to Email Aredhran     
OLIVE
OPALE
...
trippin daily posted 05-05-99 07:45 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for trippin daily  Click Here to Email trippin daily     
Damn you Aredhran, I have your flame proof Mk3, so it cannot save you now! You had to go there. Called me a damn olive. Then a friggin rock. (I just ranting until I get enough fuel to vaporize, not just singe). Ok, I can't find the damn fuel.

Trippin Daily
-Your wrong on both Aredhran (your lucky I can't find any fuel, nor a decent thing to flame you about -

Lirix posted 05-05-99 08:16 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Lirix    
Heh, if you wanna play name games then guess at the origination of my username. I don't think anyone has ever guessed right....

To mislead you down the trail,
I take you to the wishing well.
Upon arrival you will see,
that it's not the real me!

Lirix

Aredhran posted 05-05-99 09:01 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Aredhran  Click Here to Email Aredhran     
Trip', you gonna need a helluva lot of fuel if you wanna flame me, 'cuz I just got meself a brand new ACME Asbestos Jacket Mk4 (100% flame proof guaranteed, or your money back to pay for your burial...) !

So bring your puny flamethrower on and do your worst, (h)OMBRE, I'm waiting for ya

Aredhran

trippin daily posted 05-05-99 09:24 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for trippin daily  Click Here to Email trippin daily     
Ok, aredhran, I will bring it on. Right now I'm shopping online for Uranium 235 right now. I was going to go for ammonium nitrate, but i want to turn you into a a glowing green burnt statue, not just rip an arm off. When I get enough to make a big enough nuclear bomb, I'll let you know by politely tapping on your shoulder and as I drop the bomb.

Trippin Daily
-and he stockpiles his massive muclear arsenal, waiting for aredhran-

P.S. They don't have to give you your money back for burial if your vaporized.

Aredhran posted 05-05-99 10:05 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Aredhran  Click Here to Email Aredhran     
LMAO.

I'll just cower in my bomb shelter playing SMAC while you irradiate yourself, then...

(As you may know, in Switzerland we're quite well equipped against nuclear warfare - thanks to the government's paranoia in the 50's, a law was passed that forces buildings to provide shelter space for every citizen)

Bring on your Nuclear missiles then. Good luck, Mr. Oppenheimer Jr

Aredhran
<still wearing his excellent Mk4>

trippin daily posted 05-05-99 10:59 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for trippin daily  Click Here to Email trippin daily     
Ok then Aredhran, you force me to use plan's B and C in the goodness of being thorough. I shall first build bigger bombs, going to the more complex Hydrogen Bomb, I found a great price on U235. Those should be big enough to blow away your bomb shelters. And for Plan C, I shall send over 100 excavtor's to dig up the bomb shelter, and 200 midgets armed with your very own swish army knife, to gaurd over it. Then I shall detonate the bomb. You can ware your puny suit. And I'll turn it and you into soot. Anybody know how to Duetrium Ions? Oh yeah, and thats Mr. Opiumhiemer Jr. to you.

Trippin Daily
Now needs to find in the anarhist cookbook on how to put it all together, wait for Aredhran to stick his head out of his bunker long enough for him to say something stupid, and he is gone. -

MoSe posted 05-05-99 11:16 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for MoSe  Click Here to Email MoSe     
Anyone remembering of the life-but-not-buildings-killing Neutron-bomb?
Aredhran posted 05-05-99 02:57 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Aredhran  Click Here to Email Aredhran     
Hehehehehe...

You *really* believed I was playing SMAC in that shelter of mine, didn't you ? Well, I was not.

You remember that slimy little bastard that sold you the Uranium 235 ? Well, he was actually a spy working for me... I know the location of your secret Nuclear Lab.

I gave my orders to my spies and know that, by the time you read this, it will be too late for you...

Busy as you are building your H bomb, you forgot to check your security monitor and failed to see my saboteur perform attach a little container to your life-support system. Can you guess what's in there ?

Haven't you noticed it was becoming more and more difficult to breathe, lately ? You probably attributed this to the heat, didn't you ?

Well, I'm gonna tell it to you, since it's too late for you to do anything anyway... You're breating SARIN GAS !

You have approximately 5 minutes to live, Mr. OpiumHomer.

MWUHAHAHAHAHA ! There's nothing like bacteriological weapons (Screw the Geneva Convention)

Aredhran
Mad Scientist Extraordinaire

trippin daily posted 05-05-99 04:18 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for trippin daily  Click Here to Email trippin daily     
Nah, it isn't becoming more difficult to breath. I'm Red man, I'm immune. (wathc national lampoon's senior trip to understand) At least thats what my friends say.

Trippin Daily
-Sarin, is the best you could do, my midget mob is coming to your bomb shelter right now to kick your switz ass from there to over here, so I can burn your ass face to face. -

Lanke posted 05-07-99 11:07 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Lanke  Click Here to Email Lanke     
Not like anyone will read this, but...

My internet ID has always been Lanke. I could use my real first name, Blaze (yes, my name really is Blaze, thanks for asking), since it's pretty cool, but then I'd probably have to be Blaze_93602.7 where ever I registered. Lanke, semi-derived from the FF3 character Locke, is my own idea for a name, and I never have a problem registering it (although, sometimes I am forced to be Lanke_13). My handle is like myself - nothing you've ever seen before. And das de way I's likes it.

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