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Evk posted 04-29-99 05:09 PM ET   Click Here to See the Profile for Evk   Click Here to Email Evk  
I noticed today in playing SMAC there's:
3 women,
2 black guys (okay, one of them is brown)
1 asian guy
And only one white guy! They should all be WASPs. Because everyone knows them wimmin don't know nuthin'. Don't even get me started on them uppity nee-groes!


(note to stupid people: This message is full of what we call 'sarcasm'. Please look it up before you start yelling at me. Thank you.)

sandworm posted 04-29-99 05:23 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for sandworm  Click Here to Email sandworm     
This looks like bait.

If no one minds, I'll just lurk around here awhile and warm myself next to the flames when they start.

sandworm

Singularity posted 04-29-99 05:24 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Singularity    
Well, 2 white guys would put the others at such an unfair disadvantage that Firaxis decided to only put one in. Even now, he can kick the crap out of everyone else.

(This was intended as a joke, I do not actually feel this way, at least openly in front of a group of people I don't know.)

cousLee posted 04-29-99 06:06 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for cousLee  Click Here to Email cousLee     
1 white guy
= 3 females
= 2 black males
= 1 Asian (quota token)

Talk about game balance.

(usual disclaimer regarding sarcasm)

Goobmeister posted 04-29-99 06:41 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Goobmeister  Click Here to Email Goobmeister     
- Captain, arm the Planet Busters but keep them in reserve.
I want the Conventional Missiles ready to go on my command.

- Sir, do you want the regular ones or the unlimited range ones?

- Unlimited range, Captain, these S.O.B.'s could hide anywhere, and I don't want them getting away.

- Yes sir!

- ...Sir!... Wait one moment... The offenders are all waiving the International White Flag of Sarcasm. If we launch now we may be hit by massive retaliation from the International Anti-PC Police.

- **it! Step-down to Defcon 3, we'll see how long they hide behind those Flags of Sarcasm.

- Yes sir!

Q Cubed posted 04-29-99 06:42 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Q Cubed  Click Here to Email Q Cubed     
1 Asian?
actually, it's 2.
Lal is Indian, and India's in Asia.

2 Asians.
1 Oriental is equal to 6 other brains, though.

Q Cubed posted 04-29-99 06:42 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Q Cubed  Click Here to Email Q Cubed     
joke that was.

no flame me you will.

Xerxes314 posted 04-29-99 07:43 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Xerxes314  Click Here to Email Xerxes314     
I think there is a clear case of discrimination here. Look at the breakdown:
7 factions, 7 continents
There is an obvious breakdown, yet:
1 North American
1 South American (or is Santiago Middle American?)
2 Asians
2 Europeans (counting Russia in Europe)
and 1 African
What's up with this?
I mean, Asia may have half the world population, but why should they get 2 of 7 faction leaders?
In fact, Firaxis has clearly given a slap to Australia by denying that any Australian could lead a faction on Alpha Centari. It's fairly obvious that Firaxis does not respect the diversity of this planet.

Further, consider the quality of the faction leaders:
0.1 North America
0.4 South America
1.0 Asia
0.5 Africa
5.0 Europe
By making the UoP far superior in philosophy and overall power to any other faction, Firaxis is showing a bias for Russia specifically and Europe in general. They also seem to consider all North Americans to be useless and annoying women who are eliminated early in the game.
As an American, I find this outrageous! I call for everyone on the forum to express their outrage by making a large number of sarcastic posts under this topic. We cannot allow this discrimination to coninue!

trippin daily posted 04-29-99 07:48 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for trippin daily  Click Here to Email trippin daily     
Well aren't American women generally useless (well they are good for a FEW things ) and annoying?

Trippin Daily
-waving the white flag of sarcasm as he puts on his asbestos suit-

Q Cubed posted 04-29-99 09:03 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Q Cubed  Click Here to Email Q Cubed     
Yes! I agree!

We cannot allow Mother Russia to rise again!

Crater them now!

Evk posted 04-29-99 09:34 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Evk  Click Here to Email Evk     
In regards to being indian, that makes lal injun AND nee-gro. Someone string him up!

</sarcasm>

Koshko posted 04-30-99 12:08 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Koshko  Click Here to Email Koshko     
Lal is more Middle Eastern in appearance than Indian if you ask me (which you didn't ).

ProximaCentauri posted 04-30-99 12:47 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for ProximaCentauri    
Let me explain the nature of this thread to those who don't get it. You see the majority of those who post knucklehead remarks and then say "just kidding folks" somehow believe that this lame attempt make people think their childish behavior is something other than moronic. The only sarcastic statements here are when the children say: "This message is full of what we call 'sarcasm'". Grow up!

Proxima Centauri .Oo

Evk posted 04-30-99 12:56 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Evk  Click Here to Email Evk     
ProximaCenaturi: A case study.

Someone flame this guy. I'm too lazy.

trippin daily posted 04-30-99 01:34 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for trippin daily  Click Here to Email trippin daily     
I don't flame innocents... That idiot just happened to come into the line of fire. Do I flame him, or, do I turn of the flame? Well I do't flame innocents, but I flame morons, so he falls into both categories. He is to naive to be guilty of his actions, yet his actions are so stupid that they deserve punishment.

So prox.. ok, I'll just call you ****up, its easier to remember. So ****up, a person can say they are just kidding and be a moron, but they can say it was sarcasm, and not be one. May I ask, What the ****? Just kidding is like saying in other terms, although since you obviously have problems drawing inferences. I'll do it for you. Kidding is sarcasm. Sarcasm is kidding. Kidding is sarcasm. Sarcasm is kidding. Are you catching on now? Am I going to fast for you? If you don't like the thread, then stay out of it. Evk is the one who started the thread. So he should know that "nature" of it better than you would. Or are you our omnipresent god of stupidity and think you are right when you are wrong. I think it is you that needs to grow up. Not us in the forum. By growup, I mean you need to go COMPLETELY through puberty, not a quarter, or halfway, but all the way. You understand now. When your voice changes, why don't you come back and talk.

Trippin Daily
-since Evk asked I decided to fulfill his wish-

Evk posted 04-30-99 01:38 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Evk  Click Here to Email Evk     
Aaah, Trippin. A masterpiece. (wipes away tears)
Aredhran posted 04-30-99 05:54 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Aredhran  Click Here to Email Aredhran     
What do you mean, no representative of the glorious Serb nation ?

Our esteemed and most benevolent leader Slobodan Milosevic is the only person worthy of being the leader of this planet.

(No, I'm not serb)

Aredhran

PS: Trippin, could you please lend me that ACME asbestos jacket Mk3 that I gave you (just for a couple hours), I think I'm gonna need it

MoSe posted 04-30-99 05:55 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for MoSe  Click Here to Email MoSe     
Nevertheless, he's entitled to his opinion.
We are too to ours, and these are that he's altogether flameable.
He was maybe playing with matches, under a highly flammable but non-so-evident superstructure of sarcasm-squared, sarcasm-qubed and meta-sarcasm.

MariOne
-trying to track traces of which of his several flammable compounds trippin let slip in his (my, 3rd person, doh) browser

MoSe posted 04-30-99 06:07 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for MoSe  Click Here to Email MoSe     
Aredhran (btw a red what?)
don't do it again!
Would you kindly please in the future e-mail me prior to stick your post in between?
Just in case

MariOne
hmmm, guess this time for once I'll let you read it as marijuan...

Aredhran posted 04-30-99 07:27 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Aredhran  Click Here to Email Aredhran     
MoSe

You have to be faster with that "Submit Reply" button, that's all... I thought that with over 350 posts you'd have enough experience to know that

A Red Hran ? never thought about that. Nah, you're way off... Actually, Aredhran is the first name of my favorite AD&D character.

"marijuan" - ROTFL - never thought about that. Freudian (or Intentional) Slip from you ? I figured the "MariO" part out, but what about "ne", does it simply mean that you're the "One" and only "Mario" ?

Aredhran
<having a trip over these silly Nickname discussions>

Aredhran posted 04-30-99 07:32 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Aredhran  Click Here to Email Aredhran     
I'm sure any shrink would go *nuts* if he tried to psychanalyse the hidden/freudian/whatever meaning of some of the nicknames on this forum...

A few come to mind (no offense to the owners):
evil_conquerer
hmfic
singularity
smeagol (what's that for a role model )
trippin_daily
yin
(and many, many more...)

Aredhran

chagarra posted 04-30-99 09:44 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for chagarra    
smeagol's allright
So long as we know "Whats it got in it's pocketses"
MoSe posted 04-30-99 11:27 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for MoSe  Click Here to Email MoSe     
No, Aredhran,
Marione in italian means Big Mario,
and I played with the english Mario (the) One.
Only after I relaized the stoned acception.
That was long time ago, tho, I now limit myself to Havana Club 7 years

MariOne
{cPost++}

trippin daily posted 04-30-99 11:38 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for trippin daily  Click Here to Email trippin daily     
Sure Aredhran, you can have back your Mk3. I'll just wear the Mk2 for a while, and hope the flames don't get to intense.

Trippin Daily
-maybe suffering severe burns in a minute-

trippin daily posted 04-30-99 11:44 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for trippin daily  Click Here to Email trippin daily     
MoSe, if you need the compound for a successful flame, long as you don't do it on me, I don't have the good asbestos jacket anymore. Go to www.flamable****.com, you should be able to by what ever you need there, from simple gasoline, to napalm. If not, just go download an anarchist handbook, these can be found at any respectable anarchy site. You could also go to barnes and nobles, or what ever bookstore you have around, and buy this book. Oh, and for the flamethrower itself, don't look at shear range alone, look at how hot it can get before it melts, it's spread patter (you don't want to hit bystanders ), and the most important fact, will it blow up on you?

Trippin Daily
-Napalm works best, it sticks when it burns-

Q Cubed posted 04-30-99 03:11 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Q Cubed  Click Here to Email Q Cubed     
Proxima:

What happened?

It was funny until you posted.

Why?

Aredhran posted 04-30-99 08:29 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Aredhran  Click Here to Email Aredhran     
<risking a peek out of the bomb shelter>

??? No flames ???

Oh well, I guess you can have that Mk3 back, Trip'... Thanks a lot.

Aredhran

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